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Episode #62 - "The Secret of Management"
Originally Aired - 01.01.98
Overview: Lisa begs Mr. James to teach her the secret of management.  Bill hires a man-servant.

Mr. James' SECRET OF MANAGEMENT

#1-Measure twice, cut once.
#2-No shirt, no shoes, no service.
#3-Don't do today what you can put off 'til tomorrow.
#434-The boss is never wrong.
#435-When in doubt, see secret #434.
#437-It's hard to fly with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
#597-Whoomp! There it is!
-Courtesy oddgirl
Lisa: "I am NOT Dave!"
Mr. James: "Dave would never say that..." -Courtesy Maria