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Episode #79 - "Noise"
Originally Aired - 10.21.98
Overview: Dave is stricken with high stress so Joe makes a noise box to calm his nerves. Max steals Lisa's idea.

Joe: "I made you something dude."
Dave: "Oh what is it Joe... a time machine?"
Joe: "Do you see a steering wheel on this thing?"
-Courtesy Jill
Dave: "Why were you guys so eager to get me relaxed?"
Lisa: "Dave, the insurance doctors say your blood pressure is up twenty seven points."
Dave: "Oh! thats because the test was taken on a Friday. My blood pressure seems to steadily increase from Monday to Friday."
Lisa: "So, what happens over the weekend?"
Dave: "Nothing. I'm going to go get some coffee."
-Courtesy Brian C.
Beth: "He's not your mother."
Max: "My birth mother, no."
-Courtesy Jill
Beth:"His knuckles are kind of white."
Lisa:"Dave`s whole body`s white."
-Courtesy Jill
Dave: "Don`t worry about it babe, we all have our hangups."
Lisa: "Yeah, well that`s a stone cold bummer Mr.Natural, but you gotta keep on truckin."
-Courtesy Jill